Your mother doesn't love you...

"Kacy! You need to change! People are gonna think your momma doesn't care about you!!!"

"Kacy! You are of courtin' age and can't be lookin' like a hobo!"

"Wait... are you really going to wear that?"

I love dressing up as much as the next person.
Maybe even more.
Exhibit A:

But honestly, I think part of the reason for that is because I also REALLY love dressing down.
Probably more than the average person.
It's not uncommon for me to wake up, start getting ready, and then yell for my whole apartment to hear "I HATE REAL CLOTHES!!!!!!"

Sweats and I just get along really well. What can I say?

Ladies and gentlepeople!
I hereby present to you all you need to know about the high fashion of single life:

First in the line of fashion are extra large men's pajama pants.  Borrowing your father's or buying some from a thrift store works perfectly.  Nothing says comfort and lack of desire to wear nice/fitted things like these pants.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

In case you're not convinced that they're actually as big as I'm telling you they are:

THAT'S RIGHT!

We're each in one of the legs.

Two People.

One pair of pants.

It's real life yo.

Next up on the catwalk are clothes from other decades. Shirts that are meant to be unzipped to show off all of the chest hair you've been growing are sure to keep the opposite gender at a safe distance.

For every work related activity, nothing says professionalism like sweats and fuzzy boots.

And athletics should only ever be done in those clothes which best show off your figure.

Want to wear a skirt but be warm/comfortable at the same time? Extra large t-shirts and pajama pants underneath will help you accomplish your wildest dreams.

Need to go dancing? Naturally you will want to dress for the occasion just in case you meet any special someone.

And those my esteemed readers are some of the #reasonswhyimstillsingle (:
Whatcha see is whatcha get when it comes to me.
Simply Me ^_^

Shout out.

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite single ladies and biggest supporters.
Maybe if you didn't stalk people, you wouldn't be the only single one in your apartment. (;

And yet... that's one of my favorite parts about you: your uncanny ability to be everywhere I am.



Love ya girl!

The defensive system.

Because to get to me, you have to get through my dad:

Six Moms (only one of which I'm actually related to):

And this:

What can I say? I have a lot of people who love me (:

I can't help it if they're a little intimidating.

#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Where you're from says a lot about you...

I'm from Tooele County Utah.
The thriving metropolis of Stansbury Park, to be exact.
It's one of those places that when people find out where you're from, they give a very distinct look... Kind of like this:

Now I know that it's out in the middle of no where and I know that it doesn't have the best school systems or the best reputations... but there are some really great things about it too.

Right?

Like creativity. No one can say that people from Tooele aren't creative.

Because we are.

(when you only have wal-mart to go to on the weekends you have to be)

This creativity has lended itself many great dates...

where we dressed as super heroes

or built cardboard boats

or had nerf wars

It has also lended itself to a creativity in game creation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the latest in Tooele county creativity and the reason that 3 of the 4 of us are still single: this game.

You see, we find this to be fun.

Like, "we think we are hilarious" kind of fun. (:

#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Twinkling.

Meet two of my friends:
Austin and Daniel.


They're two of the best people I've ever met. Ever.

Not to mention, they have so much going for them.  They sing. They play instruments. They're athletic...
"So why are they single?" you're likely asking.

I'm about to tell you.

It's called dycling (d-why-ca-ling).
Or tandem-one-biking.
Or twinkling. (They twinkle across campus ^_^)

Maybe I should just show you:

Don't worry... they come back.

Can you see why it's a little difficult to come up with a name?

They're convinced it'll be an olympic sport one day.
I'm not quite as confident... but we'll see (:
what are your thoughts?
#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Exhibit B: Eating -- not for the faint of heart

I'm the healthiest person you will ever meet.
I only eat well balanced meals.
I do yoga and make myself a protein shake every morning before work.

False.

Eating in college is hard.
Real hard.

Especially when your kitchen is only this big:

Also, let me introduce you to my daily dose of vegetables (yes i am aware that they are gummy vitamins):

I know, I know I should be practicing my cooking skills for when I have a family one day, but let's be honest, who wants to spend a million and a half hours and dollars on cooking a giant dinner for yourself...
Then again, who wants to risk a life of malnutrition on a girl who eats a 5 pound bag of Tyson chicken nuggets, 36 poptarts, and 7 cans of pringles all by herself.

My friend Rebekah has similar issues.
Raman for dinner.
#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Those music videos you should probably just keep to yourself...

Okay so most people enjoy dancing.
But I feel like I enjoy it more than most people.

And I'm not gonna lie y'all.
I'm real good.
Like... real good.

Ya.......
I'm also pretty good at making quality music videos!

I suppose that might not be saying much though if this is my idea of a quality music video:

Perhaps it wouldn't be that big of a deal if these weren't something that I pride myself in and post on social media on a regular basis....
#reasonswhyimstillsingle