"Kacy! You are of courtin' age and can't be lookin' like a hobo!"
"Wait... are you really going to wear that?"
I love dressing up as much as the next person.
Maybe even more.
Exhibit A:
But honestly, I think part of the reason for that is because I also REALLY love dressing down.
Probably more than the average person.
It's not uncommon for me to wake up, start getting ready, and then yell for my whole apartment to hear "I HATE REAL CLOTHES!!!!!!"
Sweats and I just get along really well. What can I say?
Ladies and gentlepeople!
I hereby present to you all you need to know about the high fashion of single life:
First in the line of fashion are extra large men's pajama pants. Borrowing your father's or buying some from a thrift store works perfectly. Nothing says comfort and lack of desire to wear nice/fitted things like these pants.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
In case you're not convinced that they're actually as big as I'm telling you they are:
THAT'S RIGHT!
We're each in one of the legs.
Two People.
One pair of pants.
It's real life yo.
Next up on the catwalk are clothes from other decades. Shirts that are meant to be unzipped to show off all of the chest hair you've been growing are sure to keep the opposite gender at a safe distance.
For every work related activity, nothing says professionalism like sweats and fuzzy boots.
And athletics should only ever be done in those clothes which best show off your figure.
Need to go dancing? Naturally you will want to dress for the occasion just in case you meet any special someone.
And those my esteemed readers are some of the #reasonswhyimstillsingle (:
Whatcha see is whatcha get when it comes to me.
Simply Me ^_^
