Shout out.

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite single ladies and biggest supporters.
Maybe if you didn't stalk people, you wouldn't be the only single one in your apartment. (;

And yet... that's one of my favorite parts about you: your uncanny ability to be everywhere I am.



Love ya girl!

The defensive system.

Because to get to me, you have to get through my dad:

Six Moms (only one of which I'm actually related to):

And this:

What can I say? I have a lot of people who love me (:

I can't help it if they're a little intimidating.

#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Where you're from says a lot about you...

I'm from Tooele County Utah.
The thriving metropolis of Stansbury Park, to be exact.
It's one of those places that when people find out where you're from, they give a very distinct look... Kind of like this:

Now I know that it's out in the middle of no where and I know that it doesn't have the best school systems or the best reputations... but there are some really great things about it too.

Right?

Like creativity. No one can say that people from Tooele aren't creative.

Because we are.

(when you only have wal-mart to go to on the weekends you have to be)

This creativity has lended itself many great dates...

where we dressed as super heroes

or built cardboard boats

or had nerf wars

It has also lended itself to a creativity in game creation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the latest in Tooele county creativity and the reason that 3 of the 4 of us are still single: this game.

You see, we find this to be fun.

Like, "we think we are hilarious" kind of fun. (:

#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Twinkling.

Meet two of my friends:
Austin and Daniel.


They're two of the best people I've ever met. Ever.

Not to mention, they have so much going for them.  They sing. They play instruments. They're athletic...
"So why are they single?" you're likely asking.

I'm about to tell you.

It's called dycling (d-why-ca-ling).
Or tandem-one-biking.
Or twinkling. (They twinkle across campus ^_^)

Maybe I should just show you:

Don't worry... they come back.

Can you see why it's a little difficult to come up with a name?

They're convinced it'll be an olympic sport one day.
I'm not quite as confident... but we'll see (:
what are your thoughts?
#reasonswhyimstillsingle

Exhibit B: Eating -- not for the faint of heart

I'm the healthiest person you will ever meet.
I only eat well balanced meals.
I do yoga and make myself a protein shake every morning before work.

False.

Eating in college is hard.
Real hard.

Especially when your kitchen is only this big:

Also, let me introduce you to my daily dose of vegetables (yes i am aware that they are gummy vitamins):

I know, I know I should be practicing my cooking skills for when I have a family one day, but let's be honest, who wants to spend a million and a half hours and dollars on cooking a giant dinner for yourself...
Then again, who wants to risk a life of malnutrition on a girl who eats a 5 pound bag of Tyson chicken nuggets, 36 poptarts, and 7 cans of pringles all by herself.

My friend Rebekah has similar issues.
Raman for dinner.
#reasonswhyimstillsingle